43, married, Calhoun/Ruston, LA. 6', 200lbs, brown hair with blue eyes. As you read through the profile please do not confuse the humor and sarcasm with a lack of maturity. In reading this hopefully you can recognize the parts that reflect my personality, sincerity and, of course, humor. I don’t expect to be everyone’s right fit with regards to my looks, humor and or beliefs. I am totally fine with that; but in the same respect, you may or may not be mine as well. In any case I know what personality and traits I prefer and will recognize those when I read and see them. If you want to know more then all you have to do is ask I am open and honest. I LOVE reading your profiles, ladies... and yes... I do read every word and details of those I visit not just look at the pictures. God knows I can’t get enough of the Dirty Bathroom Mirror shots, Close-up Car shots, Duck Face shots or my personal favorite Enhanced Cleavage shots. WELL PLAYED LADIES! You have BREASTS! and THEY’RE SPECTACULAR! and some of you are even MOTORBOAT WORTHY… I F'N GET IT! But it’s really hard to take your profiles seriously when in all CAPS you write you are not looking for a HOOK-UP, BOOTY CALL, ONE NIGHT STAND or a FRIEND WITH BENNIES situation and command RESPECT with your TITTAYS all jacked up in my face... Just Sayin… Don’t be mad if you bring out the inner QUAGMIRE in people when you do this…Giggity! BESIDES I’M AN ASS MAN…*wink*...$ex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are irrelevant! - Henry Miller UPDATE: Bonus points for utilization of the phrase "I keep it real." or "Keep it 100" in your profile! I just won't say what category those points are applied. (Shakes head) I’m really good at KISSING and MAKING THE SEXY TIME! Jazz Flute! ….I dabble. “My sweet Num-Chuck skills… Bow Hunting skills… Computer Hacking skills… Cause Girls only want Boyfriends who have great skills!” “Krumping” When I feel it, I do It! SINGING! I’m a Karaoke GOD! I’ve been told I am like a cross between “Fergie and Jesus!” Def Leopard's “Pour Some Sugar On Me” is My Jam! HUMOR & SARCASM! It spews out naturally like Tourettes! And I'm also a movie slut...chances are I've seen it more than once and will quote it to you verbatim if I REALLY loved it.

My Ideal Person Someone who respects boundaries and enjoys pleasing their partner. Will be HWP. Swallows. Good with her hands and has a wicked sense of humor. Will be available during the week - whether it be public quickies, or hotel marathons.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience

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