I'm bi, poly, kinky, Pagan, moody, reliable, butch, passionate, intellectual, curious, opinionated, loyal, a geek, a musician, a dancer, a LARPer, an omnivorous reader, a xenophile, a good listener. I'm happy to explain any opaque shorthand; just ask. Physically, I'm 5'7, zaftig, with brown hair in braids, hazel eyes, and cafe au lait skin, and my beautiful (but psychotic) ex-gf described my shape as a 2-hour hourglass. I have 6 tattoos and 2 scarifications (and I am planning more ink, and maybe a piercing or 2). I am in a committed relationship, but I have some latitude. Note, tho, that I can't host, and before we do anything more than meet for coffee, you'll have to meet my spice; they have sign-off authority on my extra-curricular activities. I enjoy (among other things): ethnic restaurants (sushi, anyone?), Philosophical Cocktails, live theatre, drum circles, going dancing, sharing the cooking and eating of a good meal, good coffee, good tequila, the beach in all seas of the year, a good game of backgammon (or Scrabble, Risk), making music, listening to music, worthwhile movies... Life's too short for bad [fill-in-the-blank]

My Ideal Person If you're looking for a hookup, NSA fun, or a 'discreet affair,' I am *not* the grrl you want.

The Wicked Auntie's position on dick pics is: A) We're going to get together, in which case, I'll see it live and in person; or We're not, in which case it's academic. In either case, it's not likely to positively influence my decision. This is especially true if your primary profile pic is an extreme close-up of your dick. And while I'm on this topic, I do not want to see pictures of you getting some (unless I'm in that mood, in which case, I'll ask). I'm happy for you that you do, but it's not going to help entice me into your bed. Just a point of personal preference.

Be witty, articulate, well-behaved, well-read, and interested in what's between my ears. Backgammon players and readers of science fiction are especially appreciated. Physically, I prefer slender men and voluptuous women (go figure), and tall skinny white boys with long hair are my favorite flavor.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Talking Heads, David Bowie, Sting, Des'ree, Ani diFranco, Shriekback...

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
Under a waterfall

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Food Play, Blindfolds, Leather, Fisting

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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