I'm curvy, you know the kind of woman who isn't a bag of bones or lives on lettuce with a modest side portion of carrot shavings. I am married so if you are uncomfortable with that, better not start chatting I guess. I like to think I have a sense of humour, love laughing, especially the stomach clenching type of laughter, life is too short for being bored or dull I reckon. What else...oh I don't know, come and ask me!

My Ideal Person I especially like a fine suited and booted male, crisp shirt and white tight Calvin's, chiselled chin, smouldering dark eyes, a flash of grey, biting your lower lip, OMG let's go party!

Intelligence, wit, humour, hot conversation and a man who is versed in the art of teasing and likes a woman who can kick back is wanted. Cannot be doing with trousers that sit round beneath your ass showing off your pulling pants so GET A BELT BOYS! Although it is all about the beards now isn't it...but I am old enough to remember David Bellamy and I didn't find him attractive ever! But I don't mind a well trimmed one...but no egg in it please. Call me fussy I know.

I am guessing if you are still reading this, want to find out a little more and want to chat, then get my attention! Funny and intelligence works

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A dark back alley, An elevator, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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