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0 To 200 In 4 Seconds 8/27/2005
The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for
weeks.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like
car so she
could zip through traffic around town.
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He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck,
but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price
range.
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"Look !" she said. I want something that goes
from 0 to ...
0 Comments, 290 Views,
24 Votes
,5.40 Score
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safe sex, horny wanna fuck 2 men all night& more? 8/21/2005
We havent had sex all week, because were on over time at work.
Im also tierd because were together 24/7. We went to see
louise faricon last tuesday, or wensday. I went to learn
his muslim culture, to learn the man , Im with daily. I WAS
surprised to see a women who wears little clothes, due to
hotness, temuter wise. Liked the womens muslim gowns,
Im trying to bond to everything. He takes ...
0 Comments, 334 Views,
6 Votes
,2.23 Score
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My thoughts on gay & lesbian sex... 8/17/2005
Although I would describe myself as sexually adventurous
& open minded, I’m still basically pretty conservative
in my thinking, at least when it comes to alternate lifestyles.
By alternate, I mean gay & lesbian. And, as a man, I especially
dislike the idea of men having sex with other men. I’m a little
more tolerant of lesbian sex, but only because the lesbian
porn videos & ...
1 Comments, 101 Views,
8 Votes
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Have a favorite song to fuck to? 8/4/2005
Got a favorite song that you love to 'get it on'
or 'fool around' to? If so, what is it? Peace out.
5 Comments, 261 Views,
10 Votes
,2.59 Score
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The Wedding Test 7/31/2005
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way,
and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend; she was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was
her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut
blouses. She would regularly bend down when ...
0 Comments, 515 Views,
25 Votes
,7.34 Score
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A Blind Date By Any Other Name.... 7/30/2005
"...'Lo" I answered the phone in my usual
lackadaisical manner. I already knew it would be my beautiful
but scolding .
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"Mom, is that any way to answer a phone? Why do you sound
so …listless?" My scolded. Listless? Okay…listless
is much easier to spell than lackadaisical.
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"I'm sorry, Dear but there just doesn't
seem to be anything worth answering ...
2 Comments, 261 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score
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Pick Up Lines 7/21/2005
AdultFriendFinder keeps losing posts, and people seemed to like it before,
so I'm reposting it.
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A friend sent me this a few years ago, don't know where
it came from. OK, some of these are truly rude, some corny,
some REALLY dumb, but some are pretty clever.
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Given the right situation, I could see using a few... My
favorite: #108. Which do you like?
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1. ...
3 Comments, 588 Views,
25 Votes
,4.35 Score
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One for the Ladies 7/20/2005
A fireman and his wife were in a sexual rut. One day he came
home from the station after a full day of training, excited
as all hell. Honey, he said. Today we learned a new alarm
system to help us get to the fire quickly. On Bell 1, we slide
down the pole! On Bell 2, we get in our gear! On Bell 3, we jump
on the truck and head to the fire! I was thinking we could
use this system to enhance ...
2 Comments, 525 Views,
21 Votes
,6.84 Score
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Laughs are fun things 7/18/2005
making your man or woman laugh is fun and also a relationship
saver, try it atleast 5 jokes a day and one must be when u
wake up and when u going to your bed. peace out respect man!!!
1 Comments, 100 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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Love is a funny thing 7/3/2005
We all do silly and strange things too thoes that we love
the most. We offten hurt each other with out realising just
what we have done wrong.Is is humman nature or are we just
ignorant to our own stuppidity ..I think it's all the
above and we seem to like doing what we do..So why not have
a lil fun while we're here I say !!!
1 Comments, 107 Views,
6 Votes
,2.80 Score
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expedient marriage 7/2/2005
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental
train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, the two
are tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk
and she in
the lower.
At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying,
"Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be ...
0 Comments, 42 Views,
72 Votes
,8.46 Score
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Boxers or Briefs? 6/28/2005
As Shakespeare would say, “That is the question. Whether
‘tis nobler to robe thy loins with…” ‒ oh, never mind. I’m
not sure why this is such a big question. I mean, does it really
make any difference to the lustful women who might actually
ponder such a question? Do women really derive any true
pleasure just by knowing what kind of underpants ...
0 Comments, 43 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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Impressing 6/27/2005
Impressing a woman:
-Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hug her. Hold her. Surprise
her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Laugh with her. Cry withher.
Cuddle with her. Shop with her. give her jewelry. Buy her
flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Write
poetry for her. Go to the end of the earth and back again for
her.
Impressing a man:
-Show up naked. Bring beer.
0 Comments, 19 Views,
49 Votes
,7.86 Score
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what do you do when you're caught in the act? 6/25/2005
I spent the night at my best friends house and in the moring
she woke me up and told me to go take a shower first. I was in
there and I was really aroused. My best friend is so hot and
she woke me up in a little skimmpy nighty. I was in the shower
and started masterbating. 5 minutes later she walks in
and says are you finished yet. It's clear glass so she
could see me plain as day. ...
2 Comments, 713 Views,
24 Votes
,4.72 Score
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"A World Without Orgasms?" ;-) 6/23/2005
Ladys, Gents! How would some of us deal with not being able
to orgasm? Although unfortunately some people are experiencing
this issue today; put yourself in their shoes and imagine
it. You'd have sex and reach the point of explosion
and couldn't spill a drop of your juices.
1 Comments, 157 Views,
4 Votes
,1.69 Score
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I wish i could read her mind 5/31/2005
Boy isnt this every mans dream? for us married guys you know
what i mean . For you younger guys married or single if you
dont know you soon will find out I guess my biggest dilema
is and always will be . When does no mean no and when does no
mean yes? Ive been married to the same wonderfull woman
for 17 years and my dilema still exhists, If she says im tired
and wants to get some sleep and ...
1 Comments, 170 Views,
8 Votes
,3.01 Score
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Drinking and Cunnilingus 5/30/2005
Not a good combo. Has anyone else passed out while being
down on their girlfriend? Not a fun morning
1 Comments, 299 Views,
9 Votes
,3.00 Score
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ANYTHING TO GET THE DRAWERS! 5/11/2005
Have you ever met a man on this site who appears to have a dynamic
profile, good personality and great looks? Once you get
ready to have sex everything that was in their profile goes
straight out the window! Some men will say anything to get
the drawers/panties/thongs, but when you get down to it
will not back up their shit. I met this one man who claims
to love oral sex, excuse me, that is ...
6 Comments, 559 Views,
27 Votes
,4.29 Score
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Is Cupid on strike? 4/26/2005
So this guy, lonely and tired of the same crap in the "real"
world. Tries the on line personals. He views some attractive
women and decides to join. Saying to himself "Wow,
this is great!
I'm not bad looking and have allot to offer."
He joins and begins sending emails to the women that seem
to be perfect. The on line site shows five of five hearts
or stars or dicks. It even sends him ...
0 Comments, 267 Views,
10 Votes
,3.78 Score
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How well do you really know someone? 4/23/2005
How many of you can fart infront of your partner?
5 Comments, 332 Views,
14 Votes
,4.90 Score
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Long Distance 4/17/2005
Two guys are driving to work when one asks the other if he
talks to his wife after sex.
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"Yes" replies the guy, "if I can find a
phone."
1 Comments, 315 Views,
10 Votes
,1.99 Score
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My thoughts on shaving... 4/6/2005
I don’t suppose it’s necessary for me to say that I’m not
talking about shaving faces or legs. Of course I’m talking
about that certain preference (or is it a fetish) of shaving
the pubic region ‒ (excuse my language).
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Once more I am totally unqualified to address the female
perspective, but I would suspect that most women have considered ...
1 Comments, 144 Views,
8 Votes
,3.71 Score
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funny but embarrasing 3/31/2005
I had a girl that was really interested in me throughout
high school. We were very close friends and she would come
over my house ever so often(when my parents werent home).
We would cuddle but were to shy to let anything else happen.
I explained to her numerous times that I didn't want
a relationship. The girl had a really crappy home life and
her mother choose her boyfriend over the girl ...
0 Comments, 433 Views,
15 Votes
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BEANS 3/26/2005
I went to visit a lady friend one evening. She had already
had a few drinks before I arrived. She fixed me a drink and
we settled on the sofa, her to take a nap and me to try to get
laid. I was caressing her body, working my face toward her
crotch(we're still dressed, mind you) and as I got
closer to my target, the heffa farted. Turns out, she had
eaten a bowl of beans earlier that day. I ...
1 Comments, 334 Views,
10 Votes
,2.19 Score
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ordinary break up 3/25/2005
Its very ordinary now adays for every couple to separate.
Thier investment for their relationship were lost in just
a matter of simple jelousy and most common of all is the sudden
twist of ...
1 Comments, 96 Views,
7 Votes
,1.00 Score
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SO EMBARRASSING! 3/22/2005
I have been on this site for about 6 months and have only have
a few dates/meetings. I can honestly say that the men that
I have met really were not up my expectations. Lets face
it; this is an ADULT site so anything could happen. What
I never thought would happen is men who I have already met
and even engaged in sex with would forget my handle and ultimately
send an email wanting to meet. ...
5 Comments, 684 Views,
35 Votes
,5.62 Score
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MEN: Words Women Use 3/22/2005
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
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NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something",
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
"Nothing" usually end in "Fine".
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GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
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LOUD SIGH
This is not actually ...
1 Comments, 321 Views,
22 Votes
,6.01 Score
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SEXUAL ADDICTION 3/19/2005
LoL, I thought this was just too much and had to shar it with
all of you. I was searching sites and fell upon this one in
general. It is a site to help people who have a "Sexual
Addiction". This is a quote from the main page:
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"Sexual addiction is rapidly becoming recognized
as a major social problem with similarities more well-known
to alcohol and drug addiction or ...
5 Comments, 87 Views,
65 Votes
,7.31 Score
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"Diversity Clarification 101/ 2005" 3/13/2005
Why do people describe themselves as being "openminded"
and "nonjudgemental"..... and then turn around
and have an "X" in the box on their profile by
race and age? Help me understand this people .
2 Comments, 116 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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What Would You Do Without Your Penis? 3/4/2005
If I didn't have a penis...
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I know it sounds strange, but I'd probably become a
better lover. Sex wouldn't revolve around my dick
like it does now. I'd spend more time kissing my girlfriend,
massaging her, and listening to her. I think she might feel
a lot more satisfied. "I'm not sure about me!"
4 Comments, 255 Views,
14 Votes
,3.62 Score
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